Funny Quotes

My sensibility has never been political. The things I find funny are generally apolitical.

You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.

They’re just jokes, people. They can’t all be funny.

Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.

If you’re serious, you really understand that it’s important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you’re the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you’re funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it’s just wonderful.

We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas Spectacular.’ Then it was ‘It’s a Very Larry Christmas.’ Now it’s ‘Larry the Cable Guy’s Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.’ I’ll tell you what it is: It’s funny. That’s what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.

I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way.

I usually stalk fans because I think they’re really funny on Twitter. They don’t know it, but I’ll just go through their timelines, and if something is happening in the media, I always read fan accounts instead of the news because they have all the info and make the funniest jokes about it, so that’s how I get my gossip – by stalking fans.

It’s funny how people fantasise about your life sometimes. But it’s so much quieter than they think.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don’t have a sense of humor it just isn’t funny anymore.