Funny Quotes

‘Friends’ was great fun, but I was just there so they could make some funny jokes about England.

I have a really dry sense of humor. I don’t think it’s funny when people wink at the camera. That’s more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.

Like many people, I kicked around, struggled to become a writer, finally got my first full-time job around 27, 28, at ‘The Hill’ newspaper. They hired me as a copy editor, which was kind of funny because I’m semi-blind because I have an eye disorder.

The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren’t very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don’t feel like going on stage and being funny.

Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.

I’m funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while.

It’s funny; people in Europe seem more interested in decay in America than Americans.

I thought ‘Borat’ was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn’t some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.

All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.

My first film was a super-hit. It made the producer earn a lot of money and gave me a lot of fame. The funny part is that I acted in Tum Bin’ as a project for which I was paid a stipend and not the money that comes to the star of a very popular film.