Funny Quotes

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do.

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

And as – funny enough, it actually became – so I’ve always wanted to be a Guinness world record holder. And believe it or not, before I made this there was not a category for world’s largest Nerf gun, but there is now.

I was fired from an NBC sitcom called ‘Friends With Benefits.’ I was wrong for the part from the beginning, didn’t even want to audition, and kept thinking, ‘This isn’t funny at all.’

Hurried and worried until we’re buried, and there’s no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.

Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.

There’s a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.

I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn’t serious because I was smart. I wasn’t like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious – like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.

I call myself the Amusement Park. That’s because I’m funny and scary at the same time.

Funny is an attitude.

One thing the blues ain’t, is funny.