Funny Quotes

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

I owe my whole acting career to the fact that I’m a singer. I went out to Los Angeles and auditioned for a TV show called ‘Fame L.A.’ The original role was for a comedian, but they said I wasn’t very funny, so they asked me, ‘What else can you do?’ So I played a singer.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I’m a misplaced American, but don’t know where I was misplaced.

When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

I tend to head for what’s amusing because a lot of things aren’t happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.