Funny Quotes

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.

It is really funny when people say you’d be obvious for a great villain.

At the end of the day it’s got to be a good movie, it’s got to be a funny movie, and it’s got to make people think, ‘Hey, I couldn’t have spent my time any better.’

Comedy is just an unspoken language. Everybody understands it. Funny is funny. When it’s not funny, they’ll let you know.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance – and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it’s OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

A rich man’s joke is always funny.

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

I don’t just try to be funny.