Funny Quotes

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.