Inspirational Quotes

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn’t really hurt.

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.