Sports Quotes

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it’s so incredible, it’s unbelievable.

Baseball is a public trust. Players turn over, owners turn over and certain commissioners turn over. But baseball goes on.

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.

There isn’t a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he’s such a great kid.

My family knew, but most of the sporting world did not realize that my right hand been some 75% paralyzed.

I’m not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.

You cannot win if you cannot run.

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

I was always a mean and lean athlete – not tall – not large.