Sports Quotes

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

If it doesn’t matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?

You don’t hurt ’em if you don’t hit ’em.

Every great batter works on the theory that the pitcher is more afraid of him than he is of the pitcher.

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

I overcame size with mechanics.