Sports Quotes

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.

The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

You know they’re not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

I’d just as soon play tennis with the net down.

Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I won’t predict anything historic. But nothing is impossible.

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.