Sports Quotes

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Baseball life is a tough life on the family.

I’ll let the racket do the talking.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they’d starve to death.

Football is football and talent is talent. But the mindset of your team makes all the difference.

There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.

Fans don’t boo nobodies.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.