If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.