I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves.

Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.

A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Science never solves a problem without creating ten more.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.

The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.

Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.

Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.

We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.