If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

Nobody was ever meant, To remember or invent, What he did with every cent.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

If you don’t know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover’s quarrel with the world.

The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.

You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s.

I have never started a poem yet whose end I knew. Writing a poem is discovering.

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.

We dance round in a ring and suppose, but the secret sits in the middle and knows.

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country.

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on.

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on.