It’s clever, but is it Art?

He travels the fastest who travels alone.

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love.

A people always ends by resembling its shadow.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Never look backwards or you’ll fall down the stairs.

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.

For the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one.

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.

A man’s mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a tower.