Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

If you done it, it ain’t bragging.

If you’re not first, you’re last.

All warfare is based on deception.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

He was a wise man who invented beer.

There is no such thing as a good tax.

Less is more, unless you’re Al Gore.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

True change takes place in the imagination.

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.

Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.

Preach the Gospel at all times and when necessary use words.