The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.

Character is the result of a system of stereotyped principles.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

It’s a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

In a time of universal deceit – telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.